Posted : 5 hours ago

askpraetoriananicetus replied to your post: [ Rolls away ]

You! Get back here. Once I’m through with this muliercula, you’re next.

YOOOOOOOOOOO  FUCCCCCK NO.

[ Shakes head and snarls.]

Over my dead body, mate!  

Posted : 5 hours ago

[ Rolls away ]

 Fuq dis noise, people gettin’ raped n’ shit. 
Aw heeelll naw. 

Posted : 6 hours ago

Wot’s tha? Vannika and Whats-His-Fuck are gonna get busy?

Posted : 6 hours ago
Anonymous sent: For violations of canon and other crimes against writing, I slap you.


Aiight

Posted : 6 hours ago

askpraetoriananicetus:

only-attractive-at-midnight:

askpraetoriananicetus replied to your post: I don’t answer to Caesar.

That will change, muliercula. I guarantee it.




Oi’Dun think so.

I don’t care what you think, whore. I will make it change.

Whore? Now ol’on here! Who in’th fuck ya’ callin’ a whore, ya fuckin roight bloodeh poikah! Ya best be fuckin steppin’ off ya high-horse, mate.  

[  Pissy pissy pissy. ]

Posted : 6 hours ago

askpraetoriananicetus replied to your post: I don’t answer to Caesar.

That will change, muliercula. I guarantee it.




Oi’Dun think so.

Posted : 6 hours ago

ask-cannibal-courier:

askpraetoriananicetus:

ask-cannibal-courier:

T-thank you, sir! Do you have any orders for me?

*Looks over her once more before nodding.*

Get in my tent. Now.

Uhh, yes, okay. We’re going to discuss war plans in there… Right?



Run girl, run!

Posted : 6 hours ago

I don’t answer to Caesar.

 I answer to no bitch.

Posted : 7 hours ago
askpraetoriananicetus: only-attractive-at-midnight: askpraetoriananicetus: Genua nunc flectantur omnia. [Walks into the camp. See’s him. Turns around and walks out.] Nopenopenopenope. *He would follow her, but he’s been directed not to leave the walls of the Fort. The other Legionnaires might be blind, but her disguise is easy to see through. Smiles as the doors close behind her.* Until we meet again, muliercula. [ The woman hissed when she was outside, arms folded over her chest with a frown as she stared up at the large gates. That wasn’t expected. That menacing brute of a man just hanging out in there? Hell no.  She looked to her dog, who’s ears were back and a snarl was formed over his features.] ”Yea you’re right, I shoul’juss go back . .  Getm’money n’ get th’fuck outta dodge.” [And she did. Now inside the camp, she made her way to whomever was in charge of payment, and as she was exchanging the papers for the money, she couldn’t help but notice Anicetus staring her down from afar. . Jesus Fucking Christ he was creepy.]
Posted : 7 hours ago
askpraetoriananicetus: Genua nunc flectantur omnia. [Walks into the camp. See’s him. Turns around and walks out.] Nopenopenopenope.